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Vacation Files: #1 Surviving The Trip to Philly

***Please Note: This post is in NO WAY affiliated with Southwest Airlines, Aloft, Sheraton/Starwood Hotels, JammyPack, Nick's or any entities mentioned there-in. All services mentioned were payed, out of pocket, by me. All opinions are mine, and mine alone.


Many of my readers know that I recently arrived, back, from a week long excursion to Philadelphia; affectionately referred to as a 'vacation', but also a reunion for Momma and I, who have not crossed paths in well over a year. I am 25 years old, closer to 26 than I'd like to admit, and as 'fully baked' (as Momma likes to put it) as I am, I still find myself missing my mother through the miles. Located in Ohio, and requiring a vacation of her own, Momma had suggested we meet somewhere local to her, when I'd first brought up a visit months back. As it turns out, her idea of 'local' was a 10 hour drive to Philadelphia in blistering summer heat, and unbearable 40%+ humidity. I'm a spoiled Southern California gal and, needless to say, was not prepared for the weather we hit shortly after landing.


But I'm getting a bit ahead of myself. You see, I've decided to tell the story of my vacation in manageable installments. I get quite winded, for better or worse, and find it will be fun to share a glimpse here and there over the next few weeks. Unfortunately, like most stories, this has to begin with the tale of us leaving CA, and the day of travel that consumed (what was to be) the first day of our vacation. Sadly, for us, this turned out to be a Lemmony Snicket of a day, which, while it may make for decent reading, could come off as venting- I apologize for that in advance.

First, I should say that I am not the sort who goes into travel willy-nilly. While I love the unpredictability of my day-to-day life at home; I do not leave things to chance when I am thousands of miles away from said home. No, this trip was arranged and paid for well over a month in advance. I did my due diligence on local hotels, sightseeing, and even lined up Groupons we'd be able to use during our period in town. But you know what they say about best laid plans; especially when it comes to travel!

For the most part, our departure began without a hitch. I child (cat) proofed our home, had our suitcases neatly packed and waiting the afternoon before, and our ride to the airport deposited us at LAX precisely 2 hours before scheduled take off. We even moved through airport security at a reasonable pace, only stopping to unpack each of our electronics, and step through the giant metal detectors. My designated clothing of choice had been a t-shirt and comfy pair of Old Navy pajama pants- no pockets to upturn, no belts to remove; an appropriate choice considering we would be arriving at our destination after midnight. Little did I know just how grateful I would be for this decision come 3:30 AM.


So we checked our bags, and settled in, grabbing the single most expensive McDonalds meal I have ever purchased ($5.49 for 2 double cheeseburgers, alone). We took a seat near our gate and proceeded to dine, whilst killing time on various tech devices. About 30 minutes prior to our scheduled lift off, I took my place in line, at the boarding markers. There was some concern in my head about the lack of plane at our terminal, as of yet, but I dismissed this as someone behind me remarked 'the plane' is 'on the other side. He was certainly correct, there indeed was a plane on the opposite end of the gate, but it was not ours. There we stood, among restless passengers, until our given lift off time had passed 10 minutes prior, and the first announcement of a delay could be heard in the airport. In fact, I was quite displeased with the lack of information, explanation, or apology on behalf of the airline. For the most part, we relied on the giant window to our left to tell us when the plane had at last landed. Thankfully, they were quick to clean and board the vessel, once on the ground, just over an hour past initial lift off time.

Once on the plane it was clear we were not the only passengers with motives to fly non-stop. Several overwhelmed parents, with quite young children, frantically tried to calm the already anxious little ones. Again, almost no explanation, or address of the circumstances, as we began to take off for our 1 hour journey to Phoenix, AZ (where we were scheduled to stay on the plane and continue to Philadelphia. About 5 minutes prior to touch down, the captain came on the speakers and announced that those continuing would be changing planes. We could hardly catch the gate we were to head towards, as we were pushed out into the 110F Arizona heat. Then it was a trip, by foot, directly to the farthest corner of the airport, to wait in line on an already boarded aircraft. Not only were we severely delayed from our initial schedule, and giving up our pre-boarded seats, but the children who had at last stopped fussing from LAX, where now forced to be woken up in blistering heat. We packed into the 747 like sardines, a full flight, only to sit on the tarmac for 30 minutes with no air circulation in the cabin.


By the time we hit altitude there were some very unhappy toddlers, the raw odor of cooked dirty diapers, and enough sweat on each passenger to rival a Britney Spears video. It was sheer misery, that continued for 2.5 more hours of no air circulation, turned poor air circulation. Touchdown found us little relief, as we unbuckled out seats I could hear the father in front of us exclaiming 'She vomited on me twice during landing!' At that point I was nearly running off the plane, into.....fresh....98F air with a reported 38% humidity, still better than the plane we had just endured for 4.5 hours! Baggage claim was just a much a mess as the rest of our journey had been thus far. There were 2 returns, with no labeling, and no bags. We waited 30 minutes for an announcement that simply informed our flight that they had checked a record 170pcs of luggage (on an 84 capacity plane), and there would be further delay. By the time the bags began spitting out (3:05 AM, 2.5 hours later than scheduled), people were running frantically back and forth hunting for their bags. To make matters worse, the other half had to jump onto a return to clear a jam that had our bag smashed between a pile up of several others, clogging the machine.


When we exited the airport, waiting for the complimentary shuttle, I was exhausted and delighted by the prospect of checking into my hotel room. I wanted to treat my mother, so I had booked a modern style (Sheraton brand) hotel that was known for it's ample amenities (42" flat screen, luxury down beds, indoor pool, bar/lounge, etc). Momma is a stickler for cleanliness, above all, when traveling, so finding something that promised to meet both our criteria had been quite the challenge. To sum it up, I was not going to put my mother in a Best Western, and this was the single most expensive hotel/night stay I had ever booked. Over $1500 had been pulled from my bank account 34 days prior to our check in. Why is this information pertinent? No, I'm not trying to throw money around- I simply want to have the fact straight for what is to follow.

You see, I arrived at the Aloft in Philadelphia, having already paid for my entire stay, in addition to my mothers (2 rooms total), to be greeted (I'm using the word 'greet' loosely) by a very rude young woman, who seemed more preoccupied with the phone than us. What follows is the summary submitted to Sheraton, Starwood Suites:

" When the shuttle dropped me off at the Aloft I walked in to a receptionist who seemed quite distracted and lackluster (to say the least). "I don't have a room for you", she said with an annoyed tone. A bit confused, I explained that couldn't be true, after all, I had booked a month back, already paid for my stay, and even called to confirm our arrival 2 days prior. With some rolling of the eyes, and wide hand gestures the young woman (I figure to actually be my equal in age), explained (or more so told me) that she had 5 guests arriving within 24 hours that she did not have rooms for. She told me that 4 were 'dirty' and one was in need of maintenance. I again, asked how this could be so- not yet having received any sort of compassion or apology. Instead, I was told how she was going to transfer me to another hotel.

At this time, I inquired about the style/quality of the hotel I would be being transferred to (as I was given and had no choice). I explained that I had carefully, painstakingly, selected the Aloft for my stay, based on it's amenities. The woman sighed, rolling her eyes quite dramatically, then scrunched her face: "Amenities? We don't have any amenities!" I could clearly see things were going from bad to worse. An employee, who works at the counter, doesn't know what the location's amenities are, or that they even had them? I had never stayed there and I could cite the 42" flat screens and Indoor pool, off the top of my head- or even the modern design, and edgy room layout. I had had a long day, and this was the beginning of my 'vacation', I had paid a large sum of money, verified my ducks, and now I would have to go to a different hotel. This may not seem like a big inconvenience (outside the fact I was (in my mind) downgraded to a lesser room and quality hotel experience), but my disabled mother was being driven up from Ohio, for 10 hours, that morning, and I would have to be awake to explain the changes and guide her through everything. Not to mention it didn't seem right I should be expected to pay to stay in a different hotel room, treated with hostility and annoyance, receive no apology, and no customer service. After all, shouldn't my room have been clean and waiting, and NOT booked to anyone but e, after 3PM on 7/11/12?


To shorten this part of the tale a bit, I stumbled over to the 4 Points, by Sheraton, where I was checked into a, clearly 'reserve' room, on the fourth floor, at 3:30 AM. I was starving, and had not eaten that day (thanks to flight issues). I was determined to wait up for the restaurant to open at 6:30. My boyfriend and I decided to walk the floor and look for a vending or ice machine. There was no ice machine on our floor, and the hallways were quite a mess. I returned to the room that had been assigned to me. There was an ominous panel, by the air conditioning unit, that seemed to be separated from the wall. I could see fiberglass and dirt/grime protruding from all edges- lovely. I contacted my mother, still concerned about the uncertainty of both our reservations. My mom, who was leaving Ohio at 4 am to arrive in the early am, and is disabled, was just as concerned as I was. So far there had been no customer service, understanding, or sign of even the slightest compensation for the inconvenience. She was ready then and there to pull our reservations. I reasoned with her, I would stay up (although exhausted from delayed flights and the heat in traveling, with no sleep in over 24 hours, already), and speak with the manager coming in "between 8:30 and 9 AM). Why I couldn't be given an exact arrival time of the manager, or why the manager, in this circumstance, wouldn't make it a priority to come to me, when they checked in, is beyond me.


At about 10:40 AM, I emerged from my room, having given the manager plenty of time to decide to show up for work (a bit of sarcasm and humor), and went downstairs to speak with her. What followed further boggles my mind. I was told that I would be speaking to the manager (_____) via phone, right there at the front desk, whist customers checked in. Why I should 1.) not have the right to speak to a manger in person, 2.) be expected, or for it to be acceptable for a customer to, air dirty laundry and complaints verbally in front of incoming customers during a busy checkin is beyond me. I tried, very tactfully to tell my story, thus far. Meanwhile, ORKIN, pest control, was directly to my right, in the middle of the lobby discussing bed bug problems in specific rooms (I can give you numbers). When I later addressed this poor business practice to _____, I was told "We cannot control outside vendors, and where they are" No, but you can manage your staff to acknowledge and discuss these events in more private (or at least a hallway) areas. Why I should check into a $150+/night hotel with stars, and a sheraton, and see (let alone hear) bed bug treatment being discussed is outrageous.


Back to my phone conversation with the non present, impersonal resolution attempt. I was told that _____ would comp my first night, due to the events. I was then told the resolution would be to get me into a room at the Aloft today (7/12), but that she did not currently have a room available for my mother. At that point, we have to acknowledge that it now seems there was inf fact a much bigger issue than me not having my paid room for last night (7/11), but it seems I wouldnt not have had the same room, or even a guaranteed room, for Saturday. I was getting frustrated. Not only was this not being smoothly resolved, but I was not liking the lack of remedy, the existence of no compensation whatsover, the impending potential problems, and what I had seen of the properties so far (allowing complaints in the lobby in front of customers, no manager face to face, bed bug discussions in broad daylight, etc). I explained that would simply not do it- My mother was already pushing for us to go elsewhere, and I was beginning to agree, I needed a better solution, and perhaps something to make up for the mess so far (other than a free, miserable, half night in a lower quality hotel than initially booked). The simple truth is, in the end, Sheraton robbed me of a day of my hard earned, paid vacation, and time with my mother I wont get back.


The manager was quick to interrupt, "We have cancellations regularly, we'll have something by Saturday, I just don't right now. Why it should be acceptable that a room I had paid for a month back (2 rooms) would not be reserved, clean, and waiting for me in the first place is not understandable, let alone, why it should be an acceptable solution for me to be relocated again, in the middle of a week long stay, on Saturday- with no sort of compensation. Again, I said that was not a solution for me, I had paid more than the median rate for local hotel rooms, I had hand picked the aloft because it appeared so unique (frankly the magic was lost after the interaction with the rude receptionist). I had been up all morning looking for backups- I had to have something I had taken care of a month ago, solved with a backup option by the time my mom arrived around 2 that afternoon. No longer could I sleep and recuperate from my cross country flight- so I could spend 1 of 3 days a year with my mom.....

I returned to my room, frustrated. Apparently the prospect of ruining the Sheraton's reputation within my circles, more of my vacation, or losing $1400 in pre-paid sales, was not a motive to make things better. Of course where I had saved $20-$30 a night on similar location and quality hotels, in booking a month early online, I was now facing paying MORE to transfer to a new hotel. Even so, it seemed the more logical thing to do, given what I had seen, heard, and (just as importantly not seen and heard) so far.


I informed _____ I wanted a refund, to cut my losses now. At this point, she seemed a little more eager to close up our interactions and cut ties. She kindly contacted Expedia and requested a cancellation. At this time, I verified that I wouldn't not be able to leave until my mother drove into town (with her hubby) around 3pm. I clarified that this would not be a problem. I was told, it would absolutely not. Low and behold, while I was attempting to book my new reservations, frantically, doing new research on ratings and rates, and availability and location (things I so diligently did a month back, to prepare, so I could ENJOY my vacation), we receive a knock on the door from a woman with a clipboard. "Are you aware checkout is 12?" I said yes, and explained I was not leaving until 3. I was given a questioning look, and the woman began to chastise me and tell me how I would be charged for 'late checkout', and that the room was urgently needed.....I explained ____ had given us permission to stay until 3. I was told that this woman, head of housekeeping, had heard no such thing. To which I calmly replied :I am not surprised", thanked the woman, and closed the door. Getting the sense I was not wanted, I quickly gather my things, and hailed a $12 cab to a non air conditioned pizza parlor where I waited 3 hours for my mother to pick me up, in a foreign town, with 4 suitcases.


In the end, I paid $1500, for the remainder of my reservation, at a nearby comparable hotel (Mariott). I told them my sob story (after spending hours searching hotels for something clean and with open rooms- recall I needed an entire week, not easy by the airport last minute in the summer). I paid a significant amount more than my Aloft reservation, and was/am staying one day less than that initial reservation. Another price I have to pay for a clean room, last minute, that could accommodate both my mother and I. The way I am looking at it now, Sheraton and I are not even, even with my refund and the 'free' night in the dirty hotel room. I have lost money over all, let alone lost a day of time with my ill mother. I live in CA, she is in OH, and this was a special splurge to that we could spend just a few days together after 2 years apart. Who knows how many days I will have left- I certainly don't have $$$$ in airfare to do it as often as I would desire- thus me wanting to put her up in a NICE hotel she would not generally afford.


Truly, the impression Sheraton has made has been dramatic, and one I intend on sharing with as many in my circle, as will listen. I am deeply disappointed by, not necessarily the calamity of bad business practices (overbooking a paid room, highlighting bed bug treatment in a lobby, airing complaints in public), but the absolute lack of ability or seemingly the intent or fix the situation and repair a part of my trip that is lost. I couldn't even speak to a manger in person, given the situation, they handed me a phone! Shame on Sheraton!"



It should be noted, that the remainder of Day 1 (with no sleep after the flight from heck), continued with us being asked to leave the hotel, so they could clean the room- after the manager had given me approval (over the phone, as I never did get to see her face) to stay until 3PM, when Momma would pick us up. We took a cab into a less than safe part of Philly and sat in a humble Pizzaria (with no A/C) for 3 hours. I have to say, Nick's Pizzeria turned out to be the best part of our first day (only rivaled by actually reuniting with Momma). I finally got to share the East Coat's famous White Sauce Buffalo Pizza with Jeremy, and munch on a delicious Antipasto Salad while downing a 2 Liter in the heat. If it hadn't been for our wonderful Jammy Pack backup battery, and it's 40+ hours of extended battery life, I'm not sure how Momma would have found us. Honestly, that little battery is a lifesaver, and a must have!


I'd also like to note that I did receive an email from Sheraton (Starwood) customer service, stating my experience was "the exception, not the rule." and that I would be contacted within 5 days regarding the issue, once an investigation was completed. I did not receive a follow up in that time frame. When I inquired again, with customer service I received an almost identical email, followed by yet another email (so much for personal customer care) from the very woman I had been dealing with via phone during my stay. Essentially the only thing in this email was a note that my refund had been processed "Including the night that you stay with us." (Yes, grammar issues included! Mind you that 'night' was from 3:30 AM to 12PM, and included several hours of back and forth with the staff regarding our issue, and calling nearly every hotel in town hunting for a new reservation. Apparently, in Sheraton's eyes, we are square.



Diamond Candles: Updated Review Series and US/CAN Giveaway!~ 7/21


Momma Told Me: To create a hit, combine 2 awesome things into 1 new one- If this fails, at least you can sell them separately!

Have you ever stayed up late watching QVC or cheesy infomercials, with some stuffy lady in a Chanel suit telling you how you should feel about objects such as porcelain ponies and pasta boats? Now and then, as a child, I'd wake up in the wee hours of the morning to find my mother unable to sleep (thanks to pop's snoring) and mocking 3am advertising. I learned from her to be cynical of marketing ploys and that while something may sound great in theory, the key was actually executing it successfully. Momma's formula for success was to 'bundle' as she called it already successful innovations and objects under the guise of calling it something new. An example would be throwing a designer clutch into a designer handbag and calling it a 'Convertible Handbag System', or bridging a Pumice Stone and Lotion Stick for a 'Hydrating Buffer'. Worst case scenario, if the marketing doesn't pan out the individual items will still sell just as good on their own!



So every great product has some sort of feature, once you discover it, there's no turning back. I though I'd seen virtually every type of candle made. There are different colors, different waxes, tarts, votives, pillars, lanterns, electric, scented, color changing, wood wick, slow burning, floating, and more candles. So why on Earth did it take so many commercial years for someone to come up with the concept to put 2 of Woman's favorite gifts together? That's right ladies, DIAMONDS and CANDLES, and soy candles in Glass Pillars at that! If you have never heard of this newly begun company it's much to late to close the browser. Consider this the beginning of a very passionate addiction with some of the most sought after candles in the nation. Run by 3 co-owners (2 of which a married couple) this ingenious business plan centers on the concept of providing uniformly high quality 21 oz Glass Pillar Soy Based Candles with a hidden ring worth $10, $100, $1000, or more- in every jar!




Before you raise a skeptical eyebrow and call me crazy (I assure you I had a similar reaction at first), just ask 1 of the 21,000+ Facebook fans the brand has amassed since it's birth in January of 2011! And if you think 'real' diamonds are a long shot, you might want to browse the hundreds of customer submitted images with stunning REAL rings ranging from precious metals and CZ to REAL Diamonds. Of course some of the rings are worth just $10, but a quality Natural Soy Candle of this size will easily run you the asking price of $24.95+, so you truly have nothing to lose. And no matter, real or not, it's sure to be a wonderful treat unwrapping your very own ring. It's like Cracker Jacks for adults!


I received a 21oz White Chocolate Diamond Candle for review here on Momma Told Me (last Fall) and could not wait to testify either way. Right off the bat I was impressed with the sheer size and presentation of these beautiful Glass Pillar Soy Candles. Each pillar had it's own cap for re-sealing and extended use, with the designated 'diamond' spot peering from a gemstone like clearing in the wax 3 inches down. I was glad to see the ring wasn't all the way at the bottom because candles this size can have over 50 hours of burn time and I am NOT patient. Luckily, the soy way is smooth burning, and the sweet aroma reminded me of freshly baked blondies (or cupcakes). It's important to trim the wick as instructed, for an even burn, never burning for more than 4 hours at a time. I'm always awful about this part of candle maintenance, and it can come in hand when trying to burn down to the ring.




Once the wax has cooled, and the foil wrapper revealed you may pry the ring away from the jar's wall and unwrap it. The actual foil cocoon is affixed to the wall of the pillar with a dollop of sticky glue. This cleans out of the glass, once the candle is fully burned, so the owner may reuse the pillar. Inside the very slippery (wax covered) foil is a small baggie with a lovely ring inside. Sizes vary, and my only suggestion is to possibly offer a choice of ring sizing for a few dollars more (if desired). Once again, it's the novelty of enjoying a high quality candle and the bonus of having a possibly genuine ring inside that you pay for- not a jewelers experience. If you desire to sell or swap your rings there is a (non affiliated) group on Facebook where Diamond Candles fans interact. In either case I must say my ring is absolutely stunning (though a tad too small for me, perfect to pass on or collect).



It glistens beautifully in the sunlight, and is marked inside with a location and is identified as gold plated. I've seen many gorgeous rings on the Facebook wall, of all shapes, colors, and sizes, and have already ordered many candles since. (That's pretty high praise from me). My most recent purchase (from their Summer inspired collection; Tropical Retreat, Midnight Kiss, Pomegranate Lemonade, and Hawaiian Coconut), Tropical Retreat is a lovely shade of teal with a blend of banana, orange, coconut, and grapefruit. I let the other half pick this scent out (my compromise, as I got the candle AND the ring out of the deal). I have to say, this is one of the most natural fragrances yet! It burned beautifully, and I was thrilled to uncover my SZ9, marked, ring with Pink hued gemstone. While this particular ring is not a $5000 find, I've had many rings over $100 in value, and am happy to report this beauty isn't tarnishing through wear.



If you're a fan of candles, and crave the Diamond Candles experience, but are sensitive to fragrances the company thoughtfully offers and Unscented, white, variety. Soy candles are incredibly smooth burning, and easy on allergies, though the fragrances can be very strong and long lingering. Diamond Candles has experienced immense success since their launch late last year, and promise new fragrance blends, and seasonal collections will be coming soon. You may be lucky enough to score a daily deal on various (Groupon like) sites, here and there, but these are well worth their asking price at $25. Be sure to order your favorite fragrances when you see them, because they sell out fast!

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A 4th of July Sentiment From Jenna



In a sense, Thanksgiving and the 4th of July are very similar holidays to me.

You see, all of the things I am so very grateful for at the end of November, I owe to the bravery and independence of our forefathers. If I did not live in America, I would not be celebrating Thanksgiving each Fall, nor would I likely have so many wonderful blessings and rights to be so proud, and thankful for. And, while Memorial Day and Veteran's Day are intended to honor those who've fought for us (and our country), it's hard not to think of those same people on a day such as today; when we celebrate our Freedom. In fact, it's hard not to think of our veterans every day.

It does not escape me that there are still many countries where just women alone are persecuted for doing things I tend to take for granted on a daily basis. They cannot write under their own name, in a public forum, without risk of political persecution. They cannot choose their own clothing, style their hair, or don the makeup (I own drawers full, of). There are places on this Earth where clean water, let alone filtered bottle water, would start an outcry and all out war in the streets, over limited supplies. I turn on the television, and I see our soldiers, to this day, coming home injured (many with invisible scars). Returning from lands where fellow man hides explosives in the ground, killing the very civilians they claim religious war on behalf of. Yes, I look around and I am grateful, and proud, to be an American- but most of all, I realize that America would not be without each and every one of it's citizens.


As amazing as it is to live in this country- it is as much the result of those alive today, as the result of those many centuries passed. If you love your country, as much as I do, then it is your duty as an American citizen to be the good example of what we hold with so much pride. It's a simple fact, our country is not without it's flaws. Our International test scores, among K-12 children, leaves much to be desired. We have homeless on our streets. We have veterans without homes.

Today is the 4th of July- but you are an American all year.

If you are as proud, tomorrow, as you are today, join me in making a difference. No, I do not have a charity, nor will I tell you where to focus your efforts. There is a great calling for humanity and kindness in every town- across many channels. For those who give, and extend a hand regularly, I thank you. But even you can do more. If it's just stopping to talk to a vet on the side of the road, for even a few moments, to extend a bit of hope, and human interaction. Or perhaps to say an extra prayer for the people you don't know. Maybe you'll organize your own blanket charity drive, or drop off a bag of groceries, unprovoked, to a local shelter. Yes, it's you and I that make America such an amazing place to live in- so amazing, that even those wanting are still grateful to call it home! The land of dreams, and opportunity- but most importantly, our home; which does not end at your front stoop, but carries on past the rolling mountains, from ocean to ocean. When the barbeques are done, this 4th of July, remember to carry on that pride.

Have a safe, and memorable 4th of July!


As Required By the FTC: This post is in no way sponsored, it is merely a piece of good, old-fashioned, blogging. I dedicate this post to my wonderful grandfather, Joseph Amaral (and his family), who served many years with the U.S. Navy, for which I am ever grateful.

MUST SEE! Twist & Pout Designer Lip Balm Giveaway with Review~ 7/14


Momma Told Me: Put something on those lips!

A good lip balm can replace a variety of hardly noticed cosmetics, and attract eyes like no other! Since I first discovered lip balm via jelly belly Lip Smackers at age 4, I've had an obsession with coating my lips in sweet scented, shiny, and sometimes sparkly glosses. My lips feel naked without that smooth, sexy alluring sheen. I put gloss on top of plumper on top of chap stick, and reapply hourly. At any given time I have sticks, tubes, and pots stashed in drawers, pockets, purses, and the car. But that's not all due to obsession, I find hidden lip care products years later in truly bizarre places, mainly because individual units are so easy to lose! And if you have young girls around, you've probably spent a small fortune replacing lost or cap-less balms as well. Then there's the dilemma of compromising fashion for nourishment, nourishment for application, and application for fragrance/flavor. If you're at all like me, you know that an amazing lip balm brand is something you stock up on, and hold onto as long as possible!


I'll be the first to admit, I shop with my eyes. If a product is provocatively designed, the company's won half the battle with me, and are well on their way to a successful pitch. I know, especially with cosmetics, ingredients and function should be me primary concerns; but I simply shop with my eyes. I purchase thousands of products a year (I especially love to try new brands and concepts), from magazines, online retailers, physical storefronts, Etsy, and more! On any given day I browse and see hundreds of products. If an item catches my eye, and only then, do I stop to 'learn more'. I've found some of my favorite products doing just that. And, as we know on Momma Told Me, price is always the absolute last consideration. After all, 'value' is not the lowest price, but the best durability/design/function/flavor for your money! Just like in school, you wouldn't give an 'A' to the kid who was the fastest, or even the most precise, but the child who showed the best execution of the task at hand, from numerous judging points- you should always shop the same way!


When I discovered Twist Body Brands' Twist And Pout designer lip balm collection my jaw literally dropped. Very rarely will you see me type with such enthusiasm; but this product simply took my breath away. Not only did I want to touch and experience the product immediately, but the vibrant colors and expansive collection of styles and patterns begged collecting. Here was a beautiful product I couldn't wait to photograph! I'll admit, I was on board then and there- love at first click; however, I became even more invested when I learned these stylish balms were just as functional as they were fashionable. Recall those messy tubes and cap-less sticks of yesteryear? Twist & Pout balms offer a modern solution to messy, easily lost lip moisturizers, with an oh-so-chic collection of clip on balms that double as fashion accessories.



These ultra-modern balms come in 9 unique collections ranging from the cause conscious Pink Ribbon set to the vibrantly flirty Beachy Keen collection and the ferociously wild Purrfection designs. Each collection offers it's own unique shade of sheer shimmer tint balm, while all offer SPF 20 lip protection. The core collections of Twist & Pout balms are round sphere's that are lightweight and quick to clip on/off purses, backpacks, or keys when combined with the brand's signature gem clips. What on Earth are gem clips? Gem Clips are easy on/off decorative bands that turn your Twist & Pout lip sphere into a portable glam factory. You can invest in a single Gem Clip and easily change out your Twist & Pout balm as it runs out, or your mood (fashion) changes. These patented little clips are made of beautiful metallic bands with eye catching crystal accents. (Did someone say bling?) The more intricate, heavy duty Hat Boxes and Lock Charm Balms are include a built in clip and easy push-open hinge function. These retail for $18 USD each, and are well worth it, in my opinion, for their sheer presence and dual accessory appeal. I received 2 Lip Presence and 2 Sphere Twist & Pout Balms and was blown away by the touch of chic fashion the Lip Presence collection brought to my handbag!



The weight difference between my Safari and Just Say Zen balms, in comparison to my favorite, Safari, Hat Box is remarkable. I dare say you could make this balm work double time as a self defense aid in a pinch. The metal container is substantial in weight and adds a sense of worth to the piece, in addition to a touch of class rarely found in high end designer balms. Where as the easy exchange, and more affordable, original Twist & Pout sphere balms easily twist on and off (with a cap that removes entirely) the Lip Presence collection has a 'lid' that always remains attached. I especially love that I can pop the hatch to these balms with one hand, and apply with the other, for a mess free- fuss free beauty experience. I should also note that the Lip Presence Hat Box and Lock styles feature wonderfully detailed enamel work and etching to truly accent the theme and design of each piece. While the collection is already quite expansive, the company is constantly adding new collections and concepts to their catalog.


So the product is gorgeous, intelligently designed to function beautifully, and comes in a wide selection of prints and colors- how does it stack up as an actual balm? With built in SPF 20 protection, and a range of sheer tints from clear shimmer to light pink (coral in my opinion), each of these Twist & Pout balms also have a flirty citrus scent and flavor. It's hard for me to pinpoint the actual fragrance, but it's (in my mind) a bit of mango and pineapple- yet light enough to be non offensive to those sensitive to scented balms. In all honesty, the balm itself has quickly become my personal favorite for smooth application and it's uniquely flirty fragrance (paired with a taste my other half swears makes kissing me even more enjoyable!) It doesn't get much more successful that that; this product gets high marks across the board, and is boyfriend approved. I love the wide range of designs, the easy locate clips (that help make the product double as a fashion accessory), and the SPF infused balm that tastes great and really moisturizes. The balm I am wearing in all of the above photos is the Lip Presence Hat Box Safari Clip, which advertises itself as a Neutral Pink Shimmer. The tint is ever so faint, but the sheen is a provocative shimmer that reminds me of natural beauty and sun kissed skin!

What Daughter Says: Protect your lips, your investment, and enhance your style with the fashion friendly, deliciously flirty, Twist & Pout balms!



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As only my second model car (first with Enamel Paint Finish), this 25:1 Scale '69 Mustang Cobra Mach 1 Jet replica is a little dusty as shown here. (I had to finish it in between moving, and in time for my Pop's birthday early June). I want to send a special shout out to The Mouse Market, who made these adorable scale pieces of a Red Sox Bowling Bag and Guinness Six Pack, Custom. Mo, of Mouse Market, does incredible work, and has some truly adorable things, so be sure to head on over and check her out!
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