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Let's #SaveTheUndies- Become An #UnderWarrior Today With A Free Sample!

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Momma Told Me: You're a woman, not a werewolf!

I never let on to when Aunt Flo is in town. I live an active life and nothing gets in the way of that; certainly not a visit from an unexpected relative. Aside from a missing chocolate bar or the recent romantic comedies on my Netflix feed, you'd never know. But it wasn't always that way, and I didn't always use pads. In fact, there was a time when I went 18 months without a period; it was so long since Flo had last came to town I had thrown out her favorite soda and converted the spare room to a photography studio. But family is family, and they are subject to turn up at the most inconvenient of times and stay just about as long as they please.
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Flo first showed up back in town on league night during one of my best (bowling) games ever. The ball plopped off my thumb and tumbled down the lane crashing into the pins just as my cheeks began to sting from her harsh pinches. I knew, immediately, I was in trouble. With a 14 frames left, and our team fighting for second place I couldn't simply pack up and head home to entertain Flo, so I did what any embarrassed relative does and pretended I didn't notice she'd arrived. 2 frames later and she was knocking back a few drinks getting quite rowdy, I knew, any second she'd hit her limits and leave a mark that was sure to scar me for quite a while.
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Excusing myself I shuffled towards the back of the alley where another bowler was sitting, waiting her turn. Leaning in I whispered into her ear, explaining the situation and begging for any sort of help entertaining my Aunt until I could make it home. Out of her purse she pulled a neon envelope with a bold black and white 'U,' and I thanked her as I urgently ducked into the ladies room. Outside I could hear Flo sharing a story about the time I tried to eat Play Doh for breakfast. But inside I was cool, calm, collected. I had things under control, I was now an #UnderWarrior.
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While I managed to escape that unexpected visit unscathed, I was not about to get away easily with the 18 months of peace and quiet I had enjoyed prior to this visit. Flo raged in any out of my home for 3 long weeks, sometimes so quiet and out of mind that I considered her long gone- then, like a tornado, she'd reappear singing Shania Twain karaoke and drunk dialing my phone at 2 AM. They were unexpected times filled with many memories I'd rather suppress- but I got through them physically unscathed and without a single soldier (pair of underwear) lost, thanks to my backup posse of U by Kotex pads.
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It's not joke friends, we need to join together to #SaveTheUndies, too many polka dot panties and bikini briefs are lost every day to Flo's raging visits (and, seriously, someone needs to get that woman some help, I haven't seen eyeshadow that shade of blue since the 50s.) So, if you're ready to become and #UnderWarrior, then pick up that mouse and click on over to the U By Kotex page where you can request a free sample of all new U By Kotex Pads with 3D Capture Core (designed exclusively for U to help lock in Flo and prevent embarrassing leaks.) Yea, you could host a bake sale to raise funds for the fallen undies, but why lose a good pair at all when you can now have 3D Capture Core in your corner? What was the most inconvenient time Flo ever decides to drop in and parade through your life?

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13 comments:

  1. I have to say the ONE advantage to my health issues was early menopause. Flo left the building for me almost 10 years ago so my undies are very safe. Yee haw. Prior she was not a very regular visitor anyway....

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  2. My most embarrassing moment with Aunt Flo was a few years ago. I was working the sales floor at a retail chain when all of a sudden she came on so fast and furious I had to run to the bathroom and have a friend get me a new pair of pants off the rack. I wish I had more backup at the time.

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  3. I have seen a lot of posts about this but yours is out of the ball park! I always envy your photography and admire your hard work. Those cookies OMG lol love them! This is a post I will remember and you are a true testament to the brand you are working with! I hope they know it!

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    1. Aww, thanks Joely- My content is always so different than everyone else's I wonder if it's for the better or worse. Glad to hear you enjoy my creativity, I sure had fun!

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  4. I'd have to say my cycle is SO consistent I never have to worry about Aunt Flo coming at an inconvenient time anymore. Years ago, she showed up on my first day of vacation though, bummer!!

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  5. Free samples are always great! Those cookies are adorable, too.

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  6. Aunt Flo is always inconvenient for me. She usually rages hell for a few days and stays waaay too long.

    I love that shark week bag! Where did you get it?

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  7. I love the shark week bag! I sent it to my sister because her rowdy relative came to visit yesterday. :)

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  8. Bwahahahaha! That's hilarious! I'm the opposite. I act like my whole world is upside down since irregularity makes it seem like it's the first time I've had it each time.

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  9. Those cookies are just the cutest thing. You are so creative!

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  10. Laughing - great storytelling!!! Ah, irregularity - it's happening the older I get. :-(

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  11. I love your stories and so can relate to many of them!!! Those cookies look amazing for shark week!

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