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Week 4: Blogging Nightmares
Prompt: Okay, it's time to dish about that sponsored post,
blog hop, complicated recipe, or just generally rocking post that almost
didn't happen. We want to hear about computer mishaps, missed flights,
Blogger mysteries and that time when your perfect post was much more of a
quest to tackle than anyone could have ever known!
The world of a blogger is fast and ever moving.
Whether you're s humble coupons and giveaway blog, lifestyle blog, or the sort of online content generator that puts Martha Stewart to shame with flawlessly crafted sponsored content; blogging isn't a walk in the park ya'll. Even those of us, like myself, who stubbornly cling to antiquated Blogger systems (as opposed to Wordpress) in a desperate effort to avoid formatting, widgets, or any other form of technical blogging aspect. And yet, as bloggers, we are technical creatures. It's never as simple as snapping a cell phone pic and writing a paragraph or two. And tech, in fact is one of the modern blogger's (haha, modern?) biggest expenses. Not only do our keyboards, USB and SD slots, and coffee stained workstations stand up to a lot of abuse, but our cameras are most often put in precarious positions.
Few things spell h-a-z-a-r-d to a blogger like working with our most viral of subjects; small children and pets. Naturally the hardest to keep still (photograph) and control in general are that which we find our honeypot images within. When I first began blogging I still remember having to learn 'that' lesson. After a good year of having my camera out and about with a strict 'no touch' rule, I became a little laxed in my repetition of this holy truth. Even the 4 year-old would mouth the words along as I pulled out my camera or simply set it down before leaving the room, "Do NOT touch the camera." So, one day, coming back out of the house after retrieving a screwdriver that had been previously undisclosed on the Little Tikes instructions, I was greeted with the look of shame.
The world of a blogger is fast and ever moving.
Whether you're s humble coupons and giveaway blog, lifestyle blog, or the sort of online content generator that puts Martha Stewart to shame with flawlessly crafted sponsored content; blogging isn't a walk in the park ya'll. Even those of us, like myself, who stubbornly cling to antiquated Blogger systems (as opposed to Wordpress) in a desperate effort to avoid formatting, widgets, or any other form of technical blogging aspect. And yet, as bloggers, we are technical creatures. It's never as simple as snapping a cell phone pic and writing a paragraph or two. And tech, in fact is one of the modern blogger's (haha, modern?) biggest expenses. Not only do our keyboards, USB and SD slots, and coffee stained workstations stand up to a lot of abuse, but our cameras are most often put in precarious positions.
Few things spell h-a-z-a-r-d to a blogger like working with our most viral of subjects; small children and pets. Naturally the hardest to keep still (photograph) and control in general are that which we find our honeypot images within. When I first began blogging I still remember having to learn 'that' lesson. After a good year of having my camera out and about with a strict 'no touch' rule, I became a little laxed in my repetition of this holy truth. Even the 4 year-old would mouth the words along as I pulled out my camera or simply set it down before leaving the room, "Do NOT touch the camera." So, one day, coming back out of the house after retrieving a screwdriver that had been previously undisclosed on the Little Tikes instructions, I was greeted with the look of shame.
While that day had been entirely my fault, and ultimately a blogger disaster turned cuddle session and impromptu cupcake party; not all mishaps are avoidable. Just recently I was rushing to complete my giveaway posts for the annual Blog POP! Events and Group Spring Fling hop and watched as my laptop keyboard quite literally began smoking. My fan had died and my keyboard was lighting up fast, beneath my very fingers! Luckily, I back up all my content to an external drive weekly, and was smart enough to turn it off immediately until I could safely pull my info in a cool location- but you really never know when tech will decide to break down! Let's just say I wasn't exactly planning on walking into Best Buy and buying a laptop that night!
Prompt for Week 5: (8/21) Open Confession- Do you have something that you think nobody would ever suspect when reading your blog? Do you only take photos in a tutu? Can you only write when Mozart is playing? This is your free week to dish and confess- we promise, we won't judge!
My kids throw my phone all the time and Mason has now tried to "help" me on the computer by banging on it. Let's just say that I've spent quite some $ getting things fixed :(
ReplyDeleteI think that is in general the life of a mom. If my dog hasn't destroyed something or peed on a rug, my kids are in the other room undoing the cleaning or coloring on something they shouldn't. :)
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh. I literally gasped when I saw the camera. So, so sad. I would have cried myself!
ReplyDeleteI totally feel you. Just a few months ago I was working and hubby looked at me and was like, um, I smell something burning. I jump up and realized that my laptop was smoking! What a nightmare!
ReplyDeleteMy computer fan is going out right now! I seem to run through cameras and computers faster than anyone else I know, although I have plenty of "help" from kids, cats, and my husband.
ReplyDeleteThis image of the camera sends chills down my spine! I would freak if my camera broke in two...FREAK!!!! You must have had some great composure!
ReplyDeleteOh the stories my laptop, camera and cell phone could tell! The turmoil those devices have been through lol.
ReplyDeleteChildren. They're so cute, yet so destructive...
ReplyDeleteOh I would have died. That is just heart breaking.
ReplyDeleteAw! My daughter is old enough to not break things, but yet my husband is super clumsy! We also have pets who have a tendency to knock things over!
ReplyDeleteYikes! My son has dropped my phone in the toilet, and it was a goner! I felt soo out of touch for the week until I could replace it.
ReplyDeleteOh no! Tears would have been shed by me for sure if that was my camera! I always cringe when my kids drop my phone!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, I would have had a heart-attack! These things happen when we have kids, wonder if buying a new one or getting it fixed which would be a better option.
ReplyDeleteHmm, I can't think of anything at the top of my head but, I'm sure there's tons. That camera, oh no!
ReplyDeleteWOW.. I'm NOT sure what emotions I would have had after seeing my camera in pieces.. BUT I totally feel you...Loved your post... thanks for sharing that we all have issues and it's NOT just me :-)
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