My children have fur- okay, the dog technically has hair, but you get the point. Truffles, the cat, is my baby. Despite being the oldest, she is a Mama's girl who follows me around the house, especially behind closed doors (can you say awkward in the bathroom?) Because I spend the majority of my days home, it's her companionship that keeps me sane, or not so much, during the day. She'll lay just over my shoulder on the couch and twitch her tiny paws along to whatever cinema is playing in her dreams. I often wonder what, exactly, goes on in those dreams, she spends so much of her day weaving- I asked her once, but all I got was a run of 'Mah-ahs' and chitters. Whatever adventures she's off having all day, I'm sure to fuel her with quality cat food that I feel shows my love.
Darth Truffles knows when it's time for Sheba; whether it's the dense texture of their premium pates, indulgent Gravy Desires or Premium Cuts in Gravy, her intergalactic nose can always hunt it's prey. With 'feeding time' falling at 10:30 AM and PM every day, ankles will be swat, and the force will be against anyone who dares to rise from their seat without feeding Darth Truffles. The council has tried to reason with her on many occasions; for Darth Truffles did not always align with the Dark Side. Only recently did Sheba redesign their premium grain and corn free food with a new Black label. But Darth Truffles was un-trusting, what were these new black cans, and where had her Sheba gone?
A darkness enveloped the couch; all trade shut down in the hallway, and citizens were forced to close doors when they went to the bathroom, for fear of an 'attack.' Ankles wore extra armor, and even the avian citizens of Earth dared not pass by Darth Truffles' window. The Force was out of balance, too much darkness there was. But two tiny mice, from the high council, approached the dark kitty with the promise of flavor, texture, and nutrition. With 11 flavors, across 3 texture varieties, newly re-designed Sheba cat food was still the same, responsibly sourced, cat food Darth Truffles had already grown to love. But could her tongue, and her heart come to love Sheba all over again?
What Daughter Says: Truffles trusts the new dark side of Premium Sheba Cat food with black label cans. After all, it's hard to resist the Darkside when they have salmon.